things not recommended

Leaving a metal spoon in the mug of tea I put in the microwave to reheat.

Wearing a nice pair of dress pants that are waaay to long for my short legs without a pair of heeled shoes on a very rainy day. Dirty cuffs = dry cleaners.

Eating the entire bag of steam fresh brussel sprouts for dinner because OMG the GAS!

Thinking that multiple deadlines for the same date was a good idea.

Getting only five hours of sleep 3 nights in a row because I apparently cannot recognize that I’m tired and sleep is good.

Expecting certain projects to be well thought out before implementation. Really, who does that shit?

Forgetting there is a small pile of loose papers on the backseat of the car and opening all the windows while driving 60 mph.

Talking to me before caffeine.

Forgetting to set my alarm on days the kids do not have school. This is a new definition of late to work.

Putting the book I am reading down and then not being able to find it for TWO days.

Flipping the bird to the car that just cut me off only to realize it was a police car.

Playing with the black haired dog in a white t-shirt before leaving the house.

Wearing white anything while living with the 60 lb. black haired dog who believes she should be a lapdog.

Working with the wood planer without ear plugs.