really, what are you smoking?

This search recently brought someone to my blog -
what would happen if u smoke weed with cat piss on it

I think I can say with all honesty that that question has never been posed on Catootes before.

However, now that some poor misguided fool is in need of some advice, and found themselves searching through the noise from my brain, let me offer them this little gem of wisdom - throw that shit out, Dude. There isn't any weed worth smoking that's been pissed on by a cat, or a dog, or a turtle. Seriously. If you're that hard up that you'd even consider it, then you've got bigger problems than I can fix here.

Thank you. That will be five cents.