Friday, September 12, 2008

Sir, I have to ask

Just where the fuck do you think you were going when you steamed up behind me doing 65 miles per hour on the 45 mph road, in the rain and approaching a red light? There were at least four cars in front of me, stopped at this red light when you flicked your high beams at me.

Where exactly did you think I was going to move to get out of your way? The shoulder of the road? Cut someone off to let you have your very impatient way? I don't fucking this so, you moron.

As close as you were, it's lucky I even saw your high beams. Except the front of your car was about to touch my dashboard.

So, to the asshole in the blue Chrysler 300 that decided to crawl up my ass and the ass of every other car it got behind after crossing many double solid yellow lines, in the rain while speeding:
Kiss my ass, you annoying prick. Clearly your dick is smaller than a mouse's in an ice storm.

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