Magic Mushroom or Penis Head, you decide

There's fungus in the yard. Small white mushrooms that popped up one morning in a small area of the yard. I like to think the fairies put them there, which would mean that magic is present and accounted for on the Catootes homestead.
My illusions were shattered irrevocably when I was describing them to a friend at work and she remarked that she found them in her yard too. And then she said they reminded her of penis heads.