Open Your Whore Mouth For Aunt Becky

Go forth and let Aunt Becky tell you a tale of a fateful trip, to Canada, via the internet portal.
And then Open Your Whore Mouth for a book giveaway.
You have until midnight tomorrow, 12/9 and then this message will self destruct.



1) Do you like sprinkles on your ice cream?
Only if they are chocolate

2) If you had to choose one word to banish from the English language, what would it be and why?
Deadline. I hate pressure

3) If you were a flavor, what would it be?
Dark Chocolate

4) What’s the most pointless annoying chore you can think of that you do on a daily/weekly basis?
work

5) Of all the nicknames I’ve ever had in my life, Aunt Becky is the most widely known and probably my favorite. What’s your favorite nickname? (for yourself)
Her Inestimable Goddess

6) You’re stuck on a desert island with the collective works of 5 (and only five) musical artists for the rest of your life. Who are they?
Styx
Sarah McLachlan
Jethro Tull
Grateful Dead
Pink Floyd


7) Everything is better with bacon. True or false?
Hell Yes!


8 ) If I could go back in time and tell Young Aunt Becky one thing, it would be that out of chaos, order will emerge. Also: tutus go with everything. What would you tell young self?
Be more daring, smoke less weed, BE the photojournalist and travel.