does the dog insist on licking the carpet, leaving a questionable wet spot?
do my kids really only want to talk to me when I'm on the phone or the toilet?
do some women think that looking like Barbie is attractive?
do some people have to lean in to talk to me? WHY?!?
do people talk on their cell phones in the stalls of public toilets?
does the sound of my phone ringing invariably piss me off?
did the neighbors have the paving company start working so fucking early this morning?
do some women act like grocery shopping is a competitive sport?
am I not drinking more bourbon?
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