Shut Yer Lips

5th Grade Math is the bane of our existence right now. Pages upon pages upon pages come home every night and Giggles sighs heftily and fidgets as she slogs through horrible word problems even I have difficulty deciphering. I would fail brilliantly on "Are you smarter than 5th grader?", hands down.
Because these horrible worksheets are given out with such military precision by her math and science teacher, Giggles is not so fond of this teacher. I kind of liked her at back to school night, but the math homework thing is definitely moving her into a regifted holiday teacher present.
Last night Giggles was telling me how this teacher is very strict in class, never opens the window blinds, which Giggles is certain she won't do so none of the students can look at anything nice.

What made me choke on my dinner was when Giggles recounted how , even if the slightest discussion breaks out in class, her teacher will yell out "SHUT YER LIPS!" in her man voice.

It was the Man Voice comment that tipped the scales for me and I almost doubled over laughing so hard. I should show more respect but damn it was funny.